Ohh I want this chair.
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Ugh why why why can't I be one of the women in that video?
Um can he teach me how to dance please? Also how to walk in heels. Dayum
Stop that. Female genital mutilation is not comparable. C'mon now.
OMG you're right. How fucking weird.
I <3 Miles 4 lyfe
I stopped listening to that stupid song after the second one said "I got two other bros that are just like I"
what is happening to the shirts here i don't understand
hahaahahah
"Can I Live?" a "Can I Ball" production.
I'm just happy that in a love-square like this, the women team up to kick the man's ass, instead of fighting over him.
Ugh I'm so tired of these vague previews full of nothing. GIVE US SOMETHING DAMMIT
legs for dayssssssssssss
Your menu sounds awesome. It was kind of a satin-y cocktail dress—it doesn't sound as tacky as I'm making it sound hah—so it did come off eventually. It kind of rolled off, actually, but I was just so traumatized and stressed throughout the whole thing that that was the breaking point.
I spilled red wine on my wedding dress during the reception. I wasn't as cool about it, though. Dammit.
Yeah I'm really digging the salt and pepper look he's got going on. Really cute couple.
aw, what a cute little pup. glad he's okay. filing away the vodka info just in case.
he does have very beautiful hands
My dad would beat the crap out of us if we did something wrong or if he had a shitty day or something. Belt, shoe, wooden spoon. It was shitty, and I was terrified of him my entire life growing up, and I still can't stand him. I don't "respect" him because of it.