Mazel Tov! This is the most heartless shit I’ve had the displeasure of reading in a while...

Yes, you fucking jackass. That’s EXACTLY what I’m saying.

Nope. Grew up Irish Catholic. There’s no way that is an Irish anything. We don’t forget the things that make us sad. We stew over that shit until our birthday and end up in a fistfight in the yard with Dad.

The bar is set so low that literally any celebrity who has talked about being president one day would be an improvement. I remember Pitbull said he wanted to be president and now I’m like “I don’t hate that idea.” For one, he’d have a better immigration policy and he’s certainly pro-globalization, if this song is any…

This is somewhat related, and extremely important.

He is such a fool. His words and the words of his supporters are directly coming back to haunt him in court. Hawaii’s TRO specifically quotes both Giuliani and Miller, and shows how fucking awful the administration is at legal strategy.

If there’s one thing we’ve learned recently, elections should come with a 90 day, money back, full product replacement warranty.

Spoiler alert: men assaulting women in the bathroom (anyone assaulting anyone in the bathroom) is already illegal. It has absolutely nothing to do with letting trans people use the bathrooms for their intended purpose (you know, like all humans need to).

The “whatever-it-was” at the convenience store has always been a red herring. Officer Wilson admitted at the time that he had no awareness of the incident at the store or that Brown was involved.

You’re a brave soul

Girl Guides/Scouts, always a few steps ahead of the boy equivalency.

Boom goes Florida’s economy.

New York City is also projecting that there will be 300,000 fewer tourists. Because people are hearing stories of CBP treating people like shit and deciding that it’s just not worth the risks. And the idea of forcing people to hand over passwords is terrifying for the business crowd, so business travel should be down…

The part that really annoys the piss out of me is that his followers are already putty in his hands, we’re not about to buy into his shit anytime before the heat death of the universe, and the remaining half of the country are so chronically inept and disinterested it’s like a fungus took over their brains and they’re…

In his heart of hearts, Trump knows he will never measure up to Obama, and that constant knowledge is killing him piece by piece.

Trump can’t buy the education, class, grace, and adoration Obama has.

Trump is basically trying to gaslight the entire country.

Sean Spicer, March 6:

I really believe that, if you turned that events of the first two months of the Trump administration into a screenplay about a corrupt fictional US Government run by President Smith, and then went back time to 2012 and presented to the major Hollywood studios, all of them would say that you need to tone it down and…

I was reading about this earlier. This is the part that got me: