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Do you think a “hoe bag” is an knapsack with clean undies and body wipes?

Wear a skinny scarf or I may just barf?

It’s Headley!

Everything I’ve ever heard about Athens has been positive (which is why I was surprised). I love your response.

Sucks because otherwise, Athens, GA is great and there are a lot of cool bars filled with non-assholes there and lots of rad bands and restaurants and local artists. A lot of people in Athens think this bar is the worst and an embarrassment.

Wow. In what alternate universe do you live in, that you think Keith Ricchards needs revelency to sell records?

They don’t consider girls to be people so that’s a nonstarter.

Or let's stop acting like you have to mourn just because you took a pregnancy test. If you have a late period and don't take a test, you don't mourn. Do people just every let things come and go anymore?

Why can’t they do something with their hair? Does Christ not like a nice tease & spray or a blow dry?

Is this supposed to be some sort of adoring gaze? My dog looks at me like this when I put him in the bathtub.

This is SO gif-able.

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