True Fact: Fudgie, Cookie Puss, and Santa all use the same mold.

Is it just me, or is the show becoming replete with asshole murder victims who had it coming?

Wherever Lucifer was at the end, I bet he was there for 40 days and 40 nights.

"Baldy-locks" wasn't good enough for you? Tough crowd …

I'll buy that Superman lost because the Kryptonite poisoning was keeping him from thinking straight in combat, but — despite the fact he's been soaking up yellow sun radiation and playing the game for decades longer — Kara is stronger? I call bullshit.

For Cheryl to have fallen through, the ice would have to have been closer to 1-2 inches. Still pretty badass though.

A couple of chronological thoughts:

I remember being deeply disappointed that, after a fantastic intro and scene, Traci Lords — who was billed among the main cast — had her character summarily killed off.

Was prepping for her to be annoying, but Candy was just so damn *sweet*.

Also, am I the only one disappointed that we didn't find Clifford Blossom literally drowned in a barrel of maple syrup?

Being "Riverdale", this is how the dialogue should have gone down:

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Damn. I mean … damn.

The marks on his face were from being face-planted off his bicycle.

But the full reveal of Killer Frost? Totally worth it.

No exaggeration. When Killer Frost did the ice slide thing, I squeed.

By Riverdale standards, it's downright de rigeur.

Or (depending on your shipping preferences) of Archie. ;)

So, how weird is it that a guy with a full head of hair still feels compelled to wear a wig?

IMHO, she didn't consider Valerie a long-term threat like Ronnie is.