+1 Coriolis Effect.

It doesn’t, because now he’ll be shooting left-handed.  Physics.

Alternatively, it might fix Fultz’s

Seriously. If anyone needs that one year of free college, it’s someone who thinks New Zealand is in Australia. Jesus.

Player Chooses Christ, Church Over College

He will be playing in the Australian pro league as a member of the New Zealand Breakers.

the only thing worse than getting hit by a bus is getting hired by one... FOLKS

“And don’t miss the Heath Ledger story.”

I thought I was, for sure.

Fuck you for being so insensitive. My attorney died of cardiac arrest in that tamale line. And he got sunburned.

They moved the artisanal oxygen to aisle 4, next to the quinoa

I spent 30 minutes in line at a street festival in 70 degree weather to pay $8 for an award winning tamale yesterday and got a little sunburned, so I know how they feel.

To be fair, if the only time you ever hear the price of a beverage is at a major professional sports event, $20 for a gallon of milk is about right.

God save the Homecoming Queen

Maybe Jay Mariotti

That catcher’s one of those rare prospects who will be able to skip AAA and head straight to the Orioles. 

Monday Update: Old Man Literally Yells At Cloud

I’d bet that “Bee” is a better flavor than “Orange Vanilla”.

It’s not Klay’s contract, it’s a provision in the CBA that applies to everybody. 

I hear it’s causing quite the buzz.