“send the computer device to a friend in Russia, who then planned to sell the device to SVR, Russia’s foreign intelligence service,”

What makes a man turn moderate... Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of moderation?

“Hi, I’m actor Nicholas Cage. You might know me from such films as ...”

Oh for Pete’s sake, he’s fleeing the interview! He’s fleeing the interview!

Crisis Actor ... now he can get a SAG card!

Dwarf Lenny: Why do you even carry a pick? You work in Marketing.

And now I can’t help but think of Dickens having to field the 19th century equivalent of “I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder!”

“Save us James Cameron, you’re our only hope!”

Before she had the plastic surgery and moved to Wee Britain?

It was the only way to deal with the trade deficit!

“Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!”

As I’ve gotten older I’ve developed an appreciation for Swing and Big Band, and I also hadn’t heard her before. I really appreciated this article. Thanks, Shannon

Unscalable from the outside, ... or from the inside?

“Think it over.”

“There’s only room in this re-election campaign for one person who’s destroying the country!”

She could do better.

This is one Santa who’s going out the front door.

Laugh-a while you can, Monkey Boy!

Right you are, Ken!!

Down in front!