“Gee, I figured it would be the last place anybody would look for fraud.”

Tonight, on a very special Cheers ...

Put your hand in the box office, young Paul Atriedes.

We wouldn’t have it any other way.

Sometimes people post that ridiculous map that colors in rural, R leaning districts red and urban, D leaning districts blue so it makes the whole country look red. I am looking forward to a November 2020 version where all the land is blue but the lakes are red.

First time flying into LAX, I presume. You get used to this sort of thing.

This also gives us an indication of how bright Ichthyosaurs were.

Bring back Meigs Field!

Make my own breakfast ... like a commoner?!

Just wanted to say that Jane Curtin is the best “straight (wo)man” ever.

Don’t spread this around, but I happen to know the next splashdown is just off the coast of Somalia. If anyone asks, tell ‘em “Captain Phillips sent me”.

“Florida Boater”

Brent Spiner wore it better in Independence Day.

Picardo’s cameo in First Contact was one of the most brilliant scenes I’ve ever seen. It fit perfectly, and was hilarious.

“Mr. Stryk has a history of taking on clients with unsavory reputations.”

The Japanese lined their tropical tanks with asbestos, for, just such an occasion.

[There is a lot that (long pause) we don’t know about (pause) Godzilla]

I love that movie.

But I have $75 worth of gift cards that are good ONLY at the Microsoft stores!

I not only liked my Zune, thanks to the last Guardians of the Galaxy movie I finally know how to pronounce the word “Zune”!