Started from the bottom now they 8-1

That’s call capitalism. America’s built on that. Cam Newton is what’s great about America.

It may not be perfect, but at least they are an undefeated 8-1.....

I’m...I’m kidding. I’ve never even talked to a woman.

White guy reporting in. Cam Newton is great. I love to see someone having fun.

When I take my family to a public sacrifice to appease the cruel god of the void, I really hate it when an acolyte of Ner’huul makes an extra flourish with his bone knife or, and gosh this is THE WORST, when the High Priest makes a big show of eating the heart of the spring virgin. It’s like, act like you’ve BEEN…

It probably says something untoward about my sense of humor, but I got a kick out of Watt’s comment. It was good, clean fun.

Andy Dalton is a clown for being too nice. Greg Hardy is a clown for not being nice enough. Enlighten us on the exact amount of cool a professional athlete should exhibit.

Check this out, if you buy a good bottle of Grade A maple syrup, you can make about 200 gallons of this shit for $14 worth of syrup and $.00002 worth of water.

To thoroughly enjoy Maple Water, you have to Open Your Throat, Relax The Jaw...

Manning put up a perfectly lousy 0.0 passer rating on the day

*Than.

Fun fact: Airplane! is an almost scene-for-scene, line-for-line remake of a drama film called Zero Hour! . They only had to tweak the visuals and dialog slightly to make it a comedy. The line “Surely you can’t be serious” is in Zero Hour!; they just added “And don’t call me Shirley” to make it a classic line.

Dickless here doesn’t think Ghostbusters is the funniest movie of all time.

I like YF, but it doesn’t hold a candle to Blazing Saddles.

Unpopular opinion time:

Yeah, for example no one has come forth and admitted that “Das ist Mein Krapf!”

1. It’s not “sales” itself being a metric. It’s sales of memberships specifically. You can be the top salesman of merchandise, but if you’re below average in sales of memberships, then you get pushed aside.

My theory: Kylo Ren does not have a British accent. Rey does. Therefore Rey is actually the villain in this movie.