There will always be inequality in the world whether you like it or not. It’s a fundamental fact of nature. I don’t understand what you hope to accomplish by whining. Being completely serious.

An AFC team vs an AFC team in the Super Bowl?

Disney let a dying fan see an unedited version of The Force Awakens. I’m sure he and his family signed a mountain of paperwork saying they would talk about the movie with anyone, but what’s really stopping that fan from spoiling the plot? What if he was disappointed—would a lawsuit really stop him from telling…

The Panthers are 7-1 and are going to the championship what are you even talking about

Here is a true article about Marv which sounds like something Drew made up:

Eagle Scout here. It looks just like store bought camping food. Now, to be fair, when I was out camping, the meals were not bad...but one time, I tried them in the comfort of my own home, I had close to the same reaction as the chef did...it’s disgusting.

This sounds like a really fun trolling tactic, and I would have loved to take part in it myself if Cam Newton hadn’t stolen my laptop.

Baylor could use a quarterback...

What’s weird about it is that they can’t tell him that it’s right there. It’s not about the cookies.

Deadspin cover curse?

7.

Yeah, and they killed Star Trek before so...do you really want them back at it?

This is going to be a dumb storyline and I presume that by this anonymous comment on some blog on the Internet I can kill it right here and now: Harvey was pitching out of his mind. It was perfectly reasonable to let him go out for the ninth. This is not on Collins. It’s not on Familia. And it’s not on Murph. Well,…

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This is all Roger Goodell’s fault.

This sucks, so, so much.

For when the One Sports Network comes

Redacted stops defensive linemen better than the o-line, apparently.

This kid writes like he’s going to be a washed up NFL punter in 10 years...