Wow, it’s a good thing the past has nothing to teach us about the differences between the initial purchasers for a long-hyped product and a sustained market strategy. Elon Trumps reality again and again!! Don’t mistake this brilliant disruption for a bad idea or you’ll make bad things happen with your disloyal…

Given people’s insanity the last few years on inflating “normal” car prices, this may well be in step with the goofiness. I’d rather have a ND Miata at this price, but they don’t make the S2000 anymore, so that’s just an argumentative choice.

Since they have not chosen to conquer or colonize us already, they either:
a.) don’t exist
b.) have already colonized us and we don’t know it
c.) like us or aren’t interested in conquering/vaporizing us and generally hide, knowing we would try to start some shit with them (look at the central assumption of this article)
d.…

Dude in background sounds high. Twice, his consciousness peers through the placid haze to ask his travel companion if he should stress out: “it’s not going to come over here, is it?”

Nobody knows what racism is anymore. It used to be a lot less subtle.

A dealer price is pretty much never a nice price.

My heart is spinning like a wheel.

“There is perhaps no sexier hybrid on the market.”

Ohio law requires but as far as I can tell Ohio cops do not enforce. I’ve “been meaning” to put mine on since I bought the car in 2012. Been pulled over a couple times but it was never mentioned.

I think I’d be an intolerant person, too, if I had to go through life with the name John Shit.

Went to a track day at Gingerman a couple years ago. There were Mustangs, M3s, an Aston, several Porsche. All behaved well. The only person who got kicked out of the proceedings was some arrogant jackass in one of these BMW SUVs.

Somebody needs to buy it from NASA and put it on Craigslist or BAT so we can have a NicePrice or CrackPipe vote.

Ugh, this article is so much like high school math class. (“Oh, you forgot to say: ‘except for the non-negative absolute zeros and the imaginary numbers’ so you fail and now you’ll have to major in literature and have a crap job the rest of your life ...”) Um, where was I? Oh yeah ...

Occam on.

You’ve obviously never owned anything with early-70s fuel injection. [shudder]

If you think Jesus was communist, you’re just drinking what somebody’s selling.

With this, we witness the final implosion of the need for satire.

Where’s the “take stars away” button?

If you are out west (Idaho is out west, kids), there are a lot of solid old trucks to choose from and this project becomes a CP vote. If, like me, you are sitting in a half inch of salt dust right now, this looks like a unicorn and you’re tempted. It’s not and don’t be.