Where do I place my star for this caption?

“Since when was it cool to be a racist, misogynistic, homophobic jackass?”

And shouldn’t this be filed to “wow” too?

Dear FCC evidence collectors: I am going to buy Tesla stock, relying on public-corporation-CEO-Elon’s statement that he is going to be making car trailers.

And the point was [drumroll] no one got a job at Tesla from this.

This point was made, but not clearly: When you volunteer for something that should be paid, you devalue the work of others. You take bread out of their mouths.

That dorky steering wheel looks like it was designed by devotees of the 70s Star Trek series. I know, the steering wheel isn’t the point on this car, but for $200k+ I think I want maybe ... um ... everything to be at least decent looking.

“Wait, I thought it was Germans with their funny folksy ways, awkward metal culture and lack of humor. Or techies. Or the tech-averse. Or maybe dads. Or ...” [trails off, producing countless examples of people not currently in a protected class]

This is the same kind of wet-mouthed, bullshit, lunatic logic - expressed by supposed adults - that leads us to encourage our kids to take unpaid internships. Burns my ass. Idiots rule.

Richard Parker? We are talking about this guy, right?

You forgot Joe Morton in The Brother From Another Planet. 

Some people see a bedraggled stray dog or cat and can’t resist. I apparently have a thing for similarly distraught vehicles.

And it appears to have the same load-height philosophy as modern pickup trucks.

I take back everything I ever said about the beauty of quad headlights.

Can’t we all just get along, instead?

This dude (who still, by the way, has 58 semi-derelict cars) is the perfect illustration of the Homeowner’s Corollary: Shit expands to fill the space available.

It’s a pile-on. Lived with a Liberty for five days on vacation. Just annoyingly bad ergonomics, controls, engine sound and cvt behavior. Meh cars are bad enough - this was AWFUL!

Meh. No stickshift, no thanks.

Came here to post this (the FD) as part of a pair. Because more cars is always better. For $50k I could get an FD and a Jag MkX (or 420G) and have some left for towing and Uber fees.

Hmmm ... Does this further show a pattern of innovation and excellence OR a pattern of micromanagement?