It worked on Rod Taylor.

your photoshopped graphic design work probably wouldn’t get his blood flowing

“He was so sweet! He saw that I couldn’t move around very well so he offered to rub my feet for me.”

One of the films I’m most looking forward to this year. Fingers crossed.

You forgot Duke Leto Atreides in the sci-fi version of Dune.

Nope, nothing to do with Wolverine.  I’m not sure who he could be compared to as an analogue of.  Maybe Punisher, sorta.

I don’t know if “period piece” is the correct term here, usually to count as a period piece a movie has to be set at least 20 years in the paOH MY GOD.

Kitchen, yes—it would be a great help, somewhat R2 levels of cute and helpful. Lets hope at some point there will be a distributor for these kinds of items and someone starts selling here...

I’m actually partial to this one:

Almost as if they think a movie for children who haven’t heard the messages in it before needs to be less subtle than a movie intended for adults who can pick up on subtext!

Being fair, I think this is both way better written than the first review, and functions (marginally) better as an actual review.

Being set in 2002 makes this movie a period piece in two senses!

Easy. Just put an Italian captain in charge!

Why? It only affects the 15 people on earth who can afford this. Fuck all 15 of them.

Maybe.... but I dont own a 700 million dollar yacht or a 7000 dollar yacht. So that will get filed in my “ less than zero fucks given” folder. 

live in Tucson, register it in Sonora, and just drive back and forth often enough that the government doesn’t notice

“When Mexico send us their cars, they don’t send us their coolest.”

I mean, you can drive one across the border, with no problem, but registering it on this side is going to be tough.

Is there no way to get one of these north of the boarder?! They’re so cool.