Grand Crew is very funny. Nicely defined characters and a definite “Happy Endings” vibe.

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Should forever now be “sideways hanging meatballs”

It’s the royal we. I’m the king of Spain.

I loved the Julia Child half of Julie and Julia. I just hated that it was mixed with the Julie half.

Don’t be hatin’, Marceline! You missed your chance, that’s all.  You should have been there with a shoulder as he walked out the door!

lol, Lisa was like “aht, aht!” to all the women out there getting their resumes together!

I think the confusion comes from the American vs British use of the word ‘corn’. In America corn refers specifically to what Europeans would call Maize, while in Britain it has historically referred to any kind of small, hard seed or even other non-organic things that are small and round. Even today Brits generally…

The thing about the President of Ukraine, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at Russia, he doesn’t seem to be livin’... until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white.

“Look- I’m a grown, drunk man and I want a churro to eat on the choo-choo ride home. That had me in stitches. Long live Dismukes.

I don’t know, but apparently they’ve doubled the budget for guys whose only job appears to be lifting boxes into the back of trucks. 

I liked Jamie.

Well, looks like some things are better off left in the past after all...

Whoever wrote this obituary, it’s clear they don’t know the first thing about Kurt Vonnegut.

The version of Hawkeye from the movie, to put it mildly, would never fly today. 

Great. Now I’m trying to figure out how squeeze some of those tools into my garage.

I’m going to do some research on those charging stations that look like vintage gas pumps to see if they’ll work with the Lightning that I have ordered. If it’ll work, I’m 100% buying one! How flipping cool would that be?!

I immediately go to his dramatic reading of the sorority president email.

“Can I have an ORDINARY household task? One that you’d PROBABLY want to PUT OFF?”

The idea of John C. Reilly worrying about his ability to get work is literally the worst thing I have read in the news in the last ten years. What if he'd had to go back to porn?