Depends. If it’s a charity you love, then I think it’s a genuine gift. If it’s a charity you hate, it’s likely shade. If it’s a charity you’ve never even talked about and they love it, they’re just using you as a means to brag about how great they are.

“You’re not good enough for my wedding, but you are good enough to buy me things”

Fuck this tacky-ass shit. If I ever receive one of these all the money I usually put towards weddings gifts is going straight to buying me alcohol and something with batteries.

Mine was so so careful about feeding me cake. He had the smallest inkling of just how expensive my makeup and dress had been, and he was determine to not let a crumb touch either. Tiny bite, on the fork, hand under the fork, napkin at the ready.

I wouldn’t want to tell people where I purchased certain things because those vendors actually sucked and I don’t want to give them business. What then?

Mike Huckabee’s platform: Don’t let trans people go into lockers where they can molest your daughters. Send those girls to Josh Duggar’s house instead!

Fucking called it.

Look at every single picture where he is publicly speaking and she is looking up at him like that. It’s not admiration, it’s a rule of being a subservient wife that she has to follow. I mean, she might admire him because she drank that kool-aid ages ago, but I have no doubt that she HAS to look at him like that.

People who put their cell phones on speakerphone. You are not on reality tv, knock that shit the fuck off.

The bride needs to give birth on this woman’s dance floor at her reception.

I agree, but I do think a step parent who doesn’t make sure that all the children are present should expect coldness. It still blows me away that people would hide a wedding from their children.

I .... no. You were married once.

So basically, Scott Walker wants you to get a picture while you’re up there, then mail it to him with a letter that says “I aborted this”? Right?

This is why I’m still friends with my parented friends - because they’re very quick to go “Oh you did NOT just pull that stunt! My kid’s napping and I’ve got an hour to myself and now I’m going to spend it tearing you down!”

The Mr is not a young man. This was also before he was The Mr, and he has never ever made that mistake ever again. Before every trip, he checks maps online, makes sure the GPS is up to speed, has both phones plugged in as backup GPS, and makes sure I have eaten. And we get snacks before we go, because he doesn’t want…

They might be getting medicine in this picture, not milk. It’s a trick with giving cats medicine that there is a spot by the back of their mouths that you can gently press to get their jaws to open, and then you can squirt the medicine into their cheek and assure some of it will go down and not get spit out.

Was it because your homecoming date came to your house with a tiny, crooked knot? That’s when I learned.

Oh, I have a lovely story for you.

Yes. I’m enraged that when all those people rushed him, not one was there to kick him.

Clicked out of curiosity and saw one of the top comments was an old high school classmate.