And I’ve got a video camera now. This is gonna be AWESOME!

She’s clearly in shock. Understandable, since the Talbot got torn in half when it went thru the wall of that dude’s living room. He’s grinning because suddenly there’s a babe in his room that’s not going to remember the next 48 hours or so.

I got a wife, so that means two checks. So I get something nicer:

In addition to the extra width, it’s got another 6 inches in the nose. There’s one hell of a lot of fab work here. If it matches the quality of the bodywork, it’s a bargain. I mean, how often do you get the opportunity to buy a twin-engine anything?

That’s Mercedes-level depreciation. NP for someone who wants to take the hybrid plunge.

Cleveland, Ohio.

Gas here is down to 99 cents a gallon. And probably heading lower, so... is that why Trump is pushing it now? Seems like the sort of short-sighted thinking we’d expect.

Not even for free. It’s fucking hideous.

Counter-counterpoint: Spray bomb:

That’s assuming the virus doesn’t mutate into something even worse.

Reviewers sure love Alfas, because they can give ‘em back after a couple days. 

I still want a test drive. Things you’ll never learn from the internet:

Years and years ago, nobody wanted Dinos either. Because “not a real Ferrari.” I think if you’re willing to hold and enjoy it for a few decades you’d at least get your money back.

How are they gonna do that if all the workers are staying at home?

They’ll make up for it with gearing. It’s probably got at least 9 gears, or a CVT. Nobody buying a Chevy CUV cares about anything but the monthly payment anyway.

The goofy fitment on the windshield makes me think it’s really the back window from something else. If that’s the case, somebody’s gonna have a bad time. But a faceful of glass chunks is gonna be the least of your problems if you buy this thing.

Unclassified:

Overheated on the way to the photo shoot?

This is by far the least offensive of BMW’s recent design changes.

Mobility scooters.