How to look like Kylie: Look at Kim’s Instagram/Twitter pictures from six months ago.

Yeah....I’m due a month after her and I’ve been in “nothing but elastic waists” for months now...so power to her, I guess? Also, is it me or does her face (the expression mostly) remind any one else of an Olsen twin?

Jet fuel can’t melt steelletos

I had no idea that her character was supposed to be older than Bradley Cooper’s. I did, however, think during the movie “Man, isn’t she a little young to have had some of these life experiences?”

I’m just going to assume that they were high. Like, really high.

I happen to like Anne. I think she’s talented. But telling someone the first time you’ve hung out that they’re a “magnificent creature” might be a bit much? Maybe more for a second meeting. Or a wedding toast. Eulogy?

THIS IS A GOOD DOG, TOM HARDY

I think what Kanye struggles with, is that he knows he sees the truth, but has trouble articulating it if he’s not rapping.

He just seems like a very sensitive person who does not think about what he is saying at all. Not before, not during, not after. My favorite part was when he said something like “Artists! It’s about how you feel!”

I liked it. Partially cause it was the most unscripted-ish thing I've seen on a award show for a while and partially cause a lot of what he said was true. If convuluted.

Yes because American culture has zero rapes happening.

Dave Franco is what James Franco should aspire to be.

Hey wait a second... we all missed something VERY IMPORTANT in this article because of Bieber and Tyga and Fallon.

i ordered my 1d tix and i have yet to get them and now i am stressin

Idk I just really can’t get behind this.

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i love this.

Now I see why Drake went and bought a beard. Shiiiiid I need to find out where he got his so I can start pulling the Serena Williams-es of the world.

I honestly don’t have an issue with her either. It actually bothers me how much other people hate her.

It’s been a long time coming, but I’m gonna go ahead and come out with it: I actually kind of love Kim Kardashian.