It's cruel to get our hopes up like that, Bobby.

Geoffrey Chaucer NOOOOOO!!

I feel bad for Sophie Turner because she's totally right.

I saw her in person and OMG, she fucking GLOWED. I’m a straight woman but I wouldn’t kick her outta bed for eating crackers, know what I’m sayin?

Oh my god, Jorma. I would do things. Ungodly things.

I checked the profile of the guy I thought was most attractive and he listed his favorite movie as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III because of course he did.

Don't worry, poor Michael Showalter has aged enough for the both of them.

“You’re my favorite man in the world and I want to be the one to kill you”

Wrong phone.

I remember when this song came out my friends and I were juuuuuust old enough to understand what it meant and we were horrified. Didn’t stop us from puttin’ that shit on replay though.

I LOVE EVERY 6 SECONDS.

My life is richer for having seen this and I thank you.

This is a staggering amount of words to dedicate to a moron.

I would not be surprised AT ALL to discover Kylo Ren carved REY 4 EVA into his chest with his lightsaber.

Wait wait wait, if she was 15 in 2012, doesn't that mean she was born THE YEAR TITANIC CAME OUT? Christ on a cracker, everyone get off my lawn.

Khloewbacca.

You had me at good hair, you kept me at serial killer, you lost me at Bud Light Lime.

I'm really upset about how much I love this song.

I'm an only child, so maybe I just don't understand but...it's pretty fucking weird to take a topless selfie with your sister in a public bathroom, right?

Be honest: how many of us learned about this shit from Irene on The Real World: Seattle?