I was thinking more Andrew Garfield in Spider-Man.

To this day I cannot have sex without that song getting stuck in my head afterward.

OMG BING BONG BROS. That's the first video of theirs I ever saw so it holds a special place in my heart. And my loins.

Akiva’s verse on Diaper Money is fucking FIRE.

I hated that movie but I'm not gonna act like that soundtrack doesn't still get heavy play on my iPod.

The only reason I use The Pirate Bay nowadays is BECAUSE of Tidal. Mama needs her new Beyoncé, okay?!

Dirty Pillow Talk.

Seriously - not only was there an armed security guard, but he actually exchanged fire with Eric Harris. And you know what it did? Jack fucking shit.

I once read a tweet that said if Demi Lovato wasn't famous she'd be an assistant manager at Sephora with a nasty superiority complex and goddamn if that isn't accurate.

I agree with your point but nothing makes me wanna disagree with someone more than the phrase “check your privilege.”

But seriously, it was totally Don.

Bernie only demands blue M&Ms so he can make sure his stage pyrotechnics have been properly set up!

THANK YOU, MADDIE. They fucking TRY to both get on the door AND IT FUCKING TIPS OVER. IT’S NOT A MATTER OF SPACE.

Seriously! Scrap this sure-to-be-awful movie and give us 3 uninterrupted hours of Ewan, dammit!

If this clusterfuck of a movie that no one asked for needs to exist at all, they need to cast that dude.

Shit, I got my Justin doll for $5 out of the clearance bin at Sam Goody in 2001. By now you’d probably have to pay someone to take it.

Don't worry, Kylie: just because you're 35 and not engaged yet doesn't mean it'll never happen.

Kylo Ren is the best character to come outta Star Wars in 30 years, if not EVER, and I will side-eye any motherfucker who says otherwise.

I saw Tian Tian a few years ago and he lives the type of life I can only dream of.

HERCULES MULLIGAN.