This kid pulls off the black socks look effortlessly. I never could.

No beans?

It just means you're not a conjoined twin, right?

I'm one of those! I mean, that's how I was raised at least.

He looks like someone who was raised on Doritos sandwiches and Shasta.

I would love nothing more than this poor frog cartoon to never be associated with turds in human form ever again.

*for free

Sure hope it doesn't get hot.

Diet Yoda and Wookie Cookies

“I looked right at him and, in my head, I said ‘That’s a snake.’”

Now that I have seen Geena Davis' name I am required to watch The Long Kiss Goodnight when I go home

They got him at 11:58 pm.

Sit and listen respectfully.

Note to self: Commit crimes AFTER seeing Iron Maiden

It's huge!

So I'm the only one seeing Selina Meyer's vagina?

I thought they should just get a sack of potatoes.

All you got to do is get them face to face, Dikachu.

The point though is that he overcomes his homophobia (quite early). It's not like he's a wacky homophobe through the whole movie.

I can't tell you how many times I got yelled at for putting duct tape on the carpet and using it as a cape.