My daughter used to go to school with a kid named Bear.

I don’t mind Bear that much, actually, but his last name is Payne. Bear Payne? Like, bear pain? No.

I think Bear is cute. The name could have been so so much worse.

Counterpoint; All network TV is schmoopy trash.

Well, I know this will never happen but this summer we should all be listening to Italy’s Eurovision entry Occidentali’s Karma. It’s stupid catchy, has choreography that we can all get behind and a catch phrase for all ages: Namaste olé! And it’s maybe about darwinism?

The Cure:

Can I just say I love Pitbull? I know he gets a lot of beef for...whatever, but he keeps his look dapper, loves his culture, works his butt off. I can respect that.

I know I’m an Old, but no love for Gorillaz?

also throw Harry’s Carolina onto that for summer jams...

Liam’s song is dropping this Friday too, and it should be a banger.

There is only one Lust for Life that I choose to acknowledge!

gorillaz! momentz Featuring DE LA SOUL

this this this

No mention of PSY’s two new videos, I Luv It and New Face? They’ve been out only 3 days and each one already has about 15 millions views. They’re unbelievably catchy.

The boots are amazing.

I don’t know if it’s my childhood-born deep love of Jughead, but Cole Sprouse looks very attractive in character. Yet, I don’t feel the same stirring of my loins when he’s just Cole Sprouse. Idk.

She’s so naive. If you want to talk about weird, this is weird:

I don’t even fucking know who I AM. Now you want me to know you? Girl, bye.

It looks like The Neon Demon from the ad. Let’s hope it ends like the Neon Demon.

Damn. Should have called it sex, kylies, and videotape.