Channeling their inner Bender, I see.

I frikkin did!

Do you think senpai will notice you?

When some women speak, it is mostly bullshit. Christ, gurls, take all the money and your multiple apologies that those people gave you, give up the quest for the pound of flesh, and get thy sorry asses hence to the kombucha bar to drown thy grievances.

I always use Joanna Rothkopf’s own KEDSUM 200PCS ADHESIVE CABLE CLIPS, WIRE CLIPS, CAR CABLE ORGANIZER, CABLE WIRE MANAGEMENT, DROP CABLE CLAMP WIRE CORD TIE HOLDER FOR CAR, OFFICE AND HOME to affix my feminist patches to my clothing. That makes me extra feminist.

I hope nobody put in a revitiligo option.

its hard to harp on someone who obviously is going through that awkward period of development in a hugely public place.

‘And it’s not because I want to sell records!” she insists.’

Didnt Courtney Love and like 50 other people have the same song title?

Damn forgot about those two

I bet fake blood goes well on popcorn.

Thanks, that’s great. I’d like the file on the Trump campaign and the Russian government, when you have a moment.

How can someone be so thirsty with so much water around?

Went looking for an E.L. James fanfic meme, found this:

They don’t call him Daddy Direction for nothing!

*extremely someone’s Dad’s voice* TEENS THESE DAYS, MAYBE THEY WERE EXPECTING THEIR PARENTS TO STEP IN AND CATCH HIM

Why would he think he could do this? The man is a klutz!

we’ve all fallen for him, but where were we when he fell for us?

If there’s a Lego Movie spin-off tv show and it’s not about Metalbeard, they’re failing right out of the gate.