And from long-long-range, where he usually doesn’t have a hand in his face, he’s shooting...wait for it...70 fucking percent. He could literally pull up just past half-court every single possession and beat you. What are you going to do, put a hand in his face at half-court? He’ll drive around you and beat you.

Sorry to nitpick, but “uterus” or “uterine” in the first sentence, not “uteri.”

Saying “anybody” there is not exactly correct. And to say he crosses demographic lines as though he has equal support across all demographics is very incorrect.

Just spitballing, here, but is there any possibility of a legal reason for letting anyone compete? Like all those cereal-box sweepstakes or whatever that have to be “no purchase necessary” (no really, read the fine print, you can send in for a free valid entry. or maybe you can’t, because it isn’t 1983 anymore, but…

What demographic lines are those?

Precisely. He was given Andrews’s room number, and could have easily repeated his request when he checked in if he saw that it hadn’t gone through electronically.

I fully expected this to be a horn-stabbing story and my bloodlust is now dangerously unsated.

That’s absurd. You literally have to put a hand in his face at half court. Absurd.

Thus continuing the unbroken streak of “heritage,” when uttered by a white person in the Deep South, directly translating to “racism.” Every. Single. Time.

I find it hard to generate any particular outrage at white, acoustic hip-hop covers, other than they’re just bad. Hip-hop has been transforming “white” music into different sounds for decades. I have yet to see any of these covers become more popular/accepted than any of the originals, so it’s hard for me to see it as…

Meeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Women’s lacrosse is little-to-no-contact, at least it’s supposed to be.

It’s exactly what it is. “But but but white people need attention toooooooooo. All of it. All the time.”

No. Wrong. Stop.

Because that detracts attention and focus from where there are specific, solvable problems endemic to our government and law enforcement’s (and financial sector, etc etc) relationships with the black community.

You know, the simplicity of the error just hit me; to these people, the “too” isn’t understood at the end of the phrase, “Black lives matter, too.” And the fact that it is so simple, so glaring, really makes me believe that the people “misunderstanding” the message are only doing so willfully and obstinately, because…

Denise Richards ‘94 and a guy who definitely looks like a guy who probably started Rap Genius or something similar.

OK, until people stop having sex with dudes who wear their baseball caps like fucking cretins, these dudes are going to continue wearing their baseball caps like fucking cretins.

What it says to me is that they actually talked about these costumes, probably decided that going full-out flashy pimp and ho would be too offensive, so, instead of doing away with the idea entirely like a normal-thinking human would do, they went with toned-down (but still make sure they’re played by minorities!)…

If I saw the two people pictured passing out flyers at a CPAC thing, somebody would have to tell me they were supposed to be dressed as a “pimp” and a “prostitute.” To which I would reply, “What? You’re full of shit. Those are just some poorly-dressed token minorities. And the guy is taking that fur wrap thing to the…