He’s got an open container on the sidewalk and an 8th in his sock, my dude. What could he possibly be hiding in his ass?

Beginning of article: penis size doesn’t matter!
End of article: here are some ways to make your penis feel bigger.

+1 Vanity Fair cover

Gross.

Clone the horn, flood the market, save the other rhinos.

You linked to an article showing a striking similarity between an artist’s work and.... a different movie. But as someone who works in visual media, I can tell you there are some important distinctions between the “original” in question and the STBY posters that throw out a plagiarism claim.

Being a blue oasis will come in handy though since judges and elected officials, and therefore prosecutors will also lean blue.

I bet when she saw the officer was black she was SHOOK. No playing the victim honey, use your big girl words and be extra polite.

Yup. No mercy for the guy who tries to stab you in the back twice. Humanity is wasted on those who take advantage of it.

He posted the complaint under a fuggin’ pseudonym: Mac O’Durham.

1:21
Unc: “Y’all didn’t call nobody or say nothing?”
Dark-skinned Guy: *shakes head emphatically*
Pale Girl: *stares blankly while holding phone*

Having Johnson crawl is standard procedure when you have a potentially armed suspect and you have no idea what’s going on inside the premises so you can’t give up cover by walking in front of the windows.

The family in question has at least one actual military member, so this “patriot” should probably mind his own fucking business.

I’m not trying to body-shame anyone because lord knows I’m in no position to do so, but why do the wypipo pulling this shit always look like vanilla soft serve?

I’m sure they’re blowing up her phone trying to get her to be their next spokeswoman, right? 😂😂😂

Best part? He wasn’t fired for any of this.

This is the most goddamn adorable thing.

I’m just here to cleanse my palate from Jason Pierre-Paul’s nightmare mitt.

+1 playing DE is all in the hips

Let’s not underestimate the impact that living in Oklahoma had on his decision, because it is terrible there.