Can she please oh please do the guy in that dumb Herman Cain ad next? PLEEEEEEASE!!

Jon Voight resembles that remark.

Sounds like it might be the "The Room" of songs.

Yeah, we all know that people respond to things in their own way, but it was hard for me to watch this clip all the way through. When I got to 2-1/2 minutes and this guy STILL had not yanked off that mic, jumped up and ran out of there demanding to be taken to his son, I just kind of...

Two words: Balloon boy.

Same! Here's to truth in advertising!

I don't find it pathetic or robotic, so much as efficient and straightforward. Shockingly enough, I *like* that!

What's interesting is he says she told HIM he's too crazy to be a professional athlete.

"because their heads lull"

Welcome!

Yeah, I recall one about a woman purchasing Halloween decorations containing a similar note that claimed factory workers were tortured. Here's one story about it. Don't know if that one turned out to be fake.

A bit off topic but I have to say this.

You know, you may have a point. Like I said, there *was* entertainment value for a minute.

Do a little research. Canseco is the last person who should give anyone help with their mental health. Or career, though I must say he proved sort of entertaining on Celebrity Apprentice. Every time he appeared onscreen it was a tossup as to whether you'd get a serving of stupid, crazy, or both.

You've seen 'Grizzly Man', right?!

Wasn't there a story pretty much exactly like this (hottest mugshot ever!!!), except with a woman, not too long ago? P/r/etty criminals.

That's a great suggestion.

This made me laugh like a crazy person. Thank you!

Don't know about that, but if he really dated Nora from Chicago Mob Wives, I am all kinds of baffled. Think of the looniest "real housewife" you can, then multiply it by about 10. Now subtract a couple dozen IQ points. Maybe my perception is just off, but I'm not being a bit snarky. She genuinely seems...simple, plus…

Right there with you.