I guess everything is that simple when you’re a hateful idiot.

Wow.

Holy shit, they did that when I was in first grade. Kids either got a piece of green or purple paper to wear around their necks. In the bathroom, only one stall was for purple and the rest were for green. My mom flipped when she heard because I have kidney problems and have to pee at the drop of a hat, so naturally I…

Sweet merciful Christ, it’s about time.

UGH COURTNEY. I thought she was so gorgeous at the start but by the end, I could hardly look at her. I honestly think this might hurt her from getting work going forward.

Oh, yeah. In case that wasn’t clear, I do too. No matter how mad I get at it.

A few notes about this truly jacked-up reboot:

Oh yeah, it’s basically why I just work out at home with my Zova app.

I honestly wondered if she was saying it to me in front of my my super-thin friend only so she could hear it. I’m not heavy, but definitely not skinny. I could be over-thinking this, but it felt like she was saying “pick better (thinner) friends” to her.

BAH DUM TSSST

I don’t know how I didn’t slap her in that moment.

A friend brought me to a SoulCycle class once and I am 100% not surprised no one helped or called an ambulance. This woman there told me that anyone that comes between you and your exercise is LITERALLY TRYING TO KILL YOU because, according to her, fat people are jealous and don’t want other people to make them feel…

I know she’s going for chill, but she’s just really wooden. She also seems really miscast here. I know she’s in her late 20's, but she comes across super young.

Police have not indicated whether they will designate this vandalism a hate crime.

Yeah, my friend was on tour with her and Katy used to make snarky comments (more attempted, piss-poor shade) about her weight to her face on a regular basis. (They look similar, my friend is thinner and I guess she hated that.) When someone tipped Katy off that she shouldn’t do that because my friend has an eating…

I think it was important to see a pregnant black woman, glowing and celebrating herself without covering up or shying away. She sounded amazing.

His music has never been as good as his past work ever since he became a dirty, dirty vegan.

You can get pregnant literally any time, not just during ovulation. My friend got pregnant 2 days after her period.

First off, your comment shows how wholly ignorant you are, as there is a large number of women who use birth control round the clock for a myriad of purposes. If it’s available to some, it should be available to all.