Because it's wrapping the entire thing and removing it would involve reaching in and grabbing the person's food. That's what fish en papillote IS; that's how it's fucking served.

This wasn't in a restaurant, but...a couple years ago, we had to take my then-girlfriend/now-wife's cat to the vet late one night. when we got to the vet's office, i went to reach for what i thought was a jar of tasty pita chips on the receptionist's counter - only to have my girlfriend point out that those were some…

Very interesting (and pretty plausible) theory

One time I ate farro cous cous on purpose and it was grosser than all these things combined.

Once I was pretty high and decided to make a grilled cheese sandwich, and forgot to take the wax paper out from between the two slices of cheese that I used. I realized it about a third of the way in but didn't want my sandwich to go to waste so ate the rest of it. The texture kind of works in a grilled cheese, at…

"This isn't impressive, we have two Upton asses" - Atlanta Braves

All but one look real to me...
but if you say so.

Imgur has gotten so bad about conflating feminism and misandry lately, along with just plain making fun people who believe that white privilege, sexism, and what have you exist.

Uh, are you even a real Imgurian? This is what we use for scale:

See? My hatred of quinoa is saving South Americans from starving to death. I'm practically Mother Theresa.

I think he means white rice is the sex, but I waaaay prefer brown rice. And he didn't even mention fried rice, which is the clearly superior rice.

happiness is a warm large cat.

I mean exactly what I said. You asked what can white people do right, and I suggested that they could make urban policies that prevent the problems associated with gentrification. The main problem is that they are pushing low-income people out of their homes. Urban policies that could help prevent that include…

Make good urban policies that allow local low-income people to stay living in their neighborhoods when you move in?

A gay man showering with a bunch of straight men is nothing like a straight man showering with women. Maybe it would be if we lived in some kind of alternate universe where gay men were constantly sexually assaulting and degrading straight men, but until that happens, you need to get the hell out of here with that.

Even if you think she's the worst actress the Hollywood pipeline ever excreted (I happen to think she's fine), it's still vaguely distasteful to sneer at a woman for not giving you the facial expressions you think she should. Kristen Stewart doesn't owe you smiles.

Yep, I knew my share of drama magnets, and you know what? They don't outgrow it. They just switch targets.

Ooooh yes. The "I hate drama" people. Always the biggest starters of drama. I know a few of these.

Also, TAs who fuck their students are not good TAs.