I KNOW, RIGHT?!?!? BEING WHITE IS JUST FRAUGHT WITH THE POSSIBILITY OF BEING CALLED OUT TO BE RESPONSIBLE IN ONE'S ACTIONS. WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE REAL VICTIMS!!!!1!!111!!!

My question is, is gentrification inevitable? Low-income whites have been moving to predominantly minority neighborhoods for decades, simply due to the economic feasibility of living with people of one's same economic class. The mere presence of white people raises the likelihood of other, higher-income white people…

I thought I couldn't love her more, and there she goes. Our babies will be born without the capacity of giving fucks.

This, a million times. There are thousands of people you can fuck, many of them hotter than your TAs, without unavoidable academic repercussions for either of you. People who fuck their TAs tend to be people who "just can't seem to avoid drama."

Yeah, any time someone (white) tells me that their parents moved to VT or NH I assume it was so they could grow old and racist and xenophobic in peace.

Yeah, the "concerns about safety" would strike any sane, moderately intelligent person as "concerns about the safety of motorists in the roundabout, due to the presence of a fake traffic sign."

You find it so "telling" because you are looking for it to be. The guy started the bullshit, and, honestly, deserved the water in his face. Take your silly trolling elsewhere.

It took me a minute to realize that you are talking about "Canadian" as a race. Jesus christ.

Beautiful and horrible. Excellent.

That doesn't strike you as a part they would replace, like, immediately, huh?

Never get fast food in the city. The Taco Bell on Delancey once gave me a 7-layer burrito made with uncooked rice.

Okeley dokely, neighborino!

My dad throws lefty, bats righty. He's Albert Pujols. And he has made me mow his lawn for free ever since I was big enough to start the mower.

Oh, honey, you're just not worth my time. You can cling to your archaic belief system, and I hope it makes you feel great about your place in the afterlife you've bought into. The rest of us will inch along, dealing with the ever-diminishing numbers of you and your ilk, until this is no longer an issue. You're dying…

Way to completely prove the point that some men are just outrageously clueless.

Well, the whole apparatus does kind of float. In sort of the same way that your arm kind of floats if you just let it sit there.

If you're a dude and you're peeing like a sprinkler more often than not, something is amiss. And not just you a-missing the toilet.

You could also put The Chronic under Snoop's records, as he's featured nearly as much as Dre. It just doesn't make sense to dismiss him as irrelevant simply because you're not a fan.

Tha Doggfather and Tha Last Meal are both quite good, R&G is good, and even Blue Carpet is pretty decent. So saying he has "like one good album" is just silly.

HAHAHAHAHAHA, what are you, like, 17?