This is exactly the kind of photo shoot I would plan if I were trying to sell a fake relationship to a bunch of teen, tween, and preteen girls. Especially the shirt.

Only good thing about Isner is being able to bet the over.

BRB, editing this .gif to feature Trump whacking Christie.

I am stupid and legitimately believed the video was going to play with the audio overlay described in the post. It took me about 6 seconds to realize I was actually about to hear a Fergie song. My whole night is ruined.

Duke’s is for people who romanticize growing up in the south, not for people who actually did.

Some applications, yes, some no.

He actually seems like kind of a maybe possibly ok person, but I still think ballhawking as a life’s work is fucking stupid, and to then complain about literally any part of that life is the epitome of entitled whiny douchiness.

No.

People who tell you only Duke’s will do are people for whom the tomato sandwich is a portmanteau of what they wish their actual childhoods had been filled with. Plenty of poor southern whites (where the sandwich comes from) grew up with only Hellman’s or Bama in the house, and those are just fine on a tomato sandwich…

Look, dude, the tomato sandwich is American. It’s one of the few good things to come out of the American South, so just shut up, stop being a snobby, whiny food elitist, and accept that white bread (Wonder or Sunbeam, please), thick tomato slices, kosher salt, black pepper, and mayo come together to make one of the…

Good job of completely missing the point. Seriously. It’s important that every article have at least one jackass who thinks he’s being cleverly disruptive but is actually just completely incapable of understanding the focus.

Jesus fucking christ, dude, they are culpable for unlawful imprisonment, theft, fraud...this goes way beyond a civil suit. When are criminal charges being filed?

I’ve honestly tried to pay as little attention to this tapeworm of a candidate as possible, but it seems, other than some early extreme remarks because he’s only capable of thinking in extremes or absolutes, that he’s been mostly silent on abortion in general. Which doesn’t surprise me, I would imagine he’s paid for…

The convicted rapist is the least objectionable. Nice.

Yes!!! I laughed exactly the same as I did when Denholm did it, too! I couldn’t help it!

Mommy takes a lot of pills...

Do you think it’s unpleasant pretending to be in relationships as often, as publicly, and as thirstily as Taylor Swift does? Like, are there strategy sessions? Is it work? I imagine it’s all pretty carefully planned and scheduled. How do you think she chooses who’s next? Do male celebrities who need a little…

Are you such a whiny, petulant, pathetic, lazy little fuck about apples, bananas, pineapples, and broccoli, too?

Fucking christ. That is the most “Knicks” paragraph that’s ever been written.

I’m not in DC, but anyone advocating against a no-car lifestyle is an asshole who seeks a less pleasant world for everyone.