Aw, honey, did you have a premature outrage ejaculation? Don’t worry, it happens to all men (dressed as women) at some point.

There is a $160 pair of swim trunks. Post-discount. Fuck this world.

There is a $160 pair of swim trunks. Post-discount. Fuck this world.

The GOP would like to remind you that everything is easier for black people because libtards keep refusing to make you grab your bootstraps or something.

It’s cheaper and generally much more pleasant than a hotel, to me. Usually a full kitchen, plenty of space, and some of the ones I’ve stayed in were very, very charming with personal touches from the owner specifically geared toward guests. I’ve not stayed in one where the owner was present, and not sure I would like…

She may not want him to be president, but she really, really wants the Megyn Kelly Money Train to keep rolling, so she is forgoing any pretense of journalistic integrity to step in line with Fox News and their unquestioning support of whomever the GOP vomits out as a candidate.

Noah isn’t telling her how to feel, he’s telling her to do her fucking job if she’s going to insist on calling herself a journalist.

Yeah, the wording is not clear but I eventually came to this same conclusion.

“Stupid” would be far too generous to call you. “Pathetically stupid and weak” gets closer, but doesn’t really begin to describe your depths of trembling fear and sputtering insecurity.

Specifically, these white people:

“I was pretty surprised. That’s the only reason that he got me...”

Bruh. He’s got a hand on Odor’s shoulder before he ever even gets hit. If you are capable of being sucker punched at that point of an altercation, you need to avoid every physical altercation at all costs. It’s not Odor’s fault that Joey fights like a bitch.

American sports fans chanting USA, USA constantly for no particular reason will be the enduring image of this empire.

Not much you can do with a hand trapped in a ball glove in that spot.

It takes a certain kind of bitch to say he was “sucker punched” when he was advancing on his opponent with fists raised. If a motherfucker is able to sucker punch you in that situation, well, maybe fighting isn’t where you want to be.

Money’d never take the fight. You saw that punch. Floyd don’t put himself in harm’s way for shit.

I had the exact same reaction.

I truly had no idea that band was even still a thing until I moved here.

From what I can tell, every boring-ass white person under 40 with some family money and a liking for weed down here is super into “Panic.” And no, I won’t say it without the quotation marks.

Actually, they listen to shitty neo-country and Widespread Panic (seriously, shitty young white people with money down here fucking go nuts for “Panic”).

This kind of behavior is not seen as “ridiculously dumb” down here. It’s “celebrating heritage.”