Better to throw in the towel then, Eeyore

IRRESPONSIBLE AND DESTRUCTIVE PROMISES MADE, IRRESPONSIBLE AND DESTRUCTIVE PROMISES KEPT! 

Oh the irony

China problem! Not Russia ! China!  Russia ok! Me Marco!

Sorry, Sam but that’s not nearly gay enough

Brittany DuBois is ready for her close-up.

Only one man had the vision to run them into the ground the right way and By Gawd his name was Nick Denton. May every person cursed to helm these ill-fated sites before and between they would reunite with their only true liege and master, pray that they could outrun the fury of the sworn and vile commentariat forced…

Maybe they know exactly where the hard surfaces of the garbage patch are, by utilizing their amazing echo location sonar and/or haunting songs, treat it like loofah to knock off itchy, irritating barnacles. Also, James Inhofe just handed me this snowball

A republican backing an American system of checks and balances vis-a-vis a foreign entity is the real news here  

It’s like they actively tried not to give her a grimace, and somehow landed on an ironic smirk The food day sugars- been there

$15 minimum wage and a headful of CTE?  Bargain! Bonus! Boon! And a lot of people—so many people— are saying Cleveland by 5+ Sunday, (Brady on IR: cold sore from male offspring)

I know. I was mocking you and your fucking retarded position. You are clearly a brainwashed dipshit who likes sucking Putin’s dick. 

Yes: “make nice with your spouse’s children, or suffer their wrath”

He disabled it because of its elitist tendencies. 

The internet is on the job, and the one star reviews are pouring in!

Remember that time when he threw off his sunglasses and lit a smoke with a flaming finger from his glass of baijiu flambé? That was cool

I’m with you- fuck Duncan Hunter!

This is indeed good news, and now with this great leap forward in technology maybe now we can finally address some of the deepest mysteries of our time

Did you actually ejaculate on the keyboard when you typed that?

BOOOOOO!!!