16?

I don't know when I'll get around to watching #3. I will try to put that quote from Spaced out of my mind: "I mean, it's a fact, sure as day follows night, sure as eggs is eggs, sure as every odd-numbered Star Trek movie is shit."

and terrible

I stayed at a friend's house at the weekend. I was woken up by the cat, Hank, scratching my feet. Hank was named after Hank Williams. This is a story.

I recently bought a second-hand copy of Substance on CD. Although I had most of the songs, it seemed worthwhile. I've been listening to that and this constantly in the car for the last few weeks. New Order, like Depeche Mode, is great driving music. It's a shame that the remix of "Sub-culture" on Substance is so…

Pamela Anderson wrote a poem about Julian Assange

I wondered if there was a Sly Stone version that I hadn't heard!

Any thoughts on the New Order albums?

Parliament's "Funkentelechy" is currently stuck in my head.

P-Funk.

Do you mean Stevie Wonder's "Sir Duke"?

What song is always stuck in your head?

What do you think of The Wrath of Khan?

I say…

I have a stack of articles to read over the weekend. I'll add this to the pile!

It seemed like an appropriate response.

Also, you should've been on the list, @OccamsBlazer:disqus.

http://www.fishsticktheatre…

Rolling Stone: The 50 funniest people right now

I haven't, but I will.