100% assumed this would be some loony Florida methhead story based on that photo.

In other words, she played doctor with her friends when they were little. So what?

I love that this law that was being used for against women is now being used to prosecute a rapist. Kudos!

But it’s not confusing to cis people it’s confusing to everyone. I don’t see how being trans or non-binary gives you some spidey sense to know immediately which “they” is being referred to. 

I just can’t even see Prince being the winner here. Obviously men can overpower women who are bigger than them by all sorts of means, including psychological, but I just immediately pictured Prince trying some shit and O’Connor snapping him in two with one hand while chugging a Guiness in the other.

hahahahahahahhahahahahha

The thin ankles line is from Ab Fab, obviously you are not a fan, it’s a joke son. Anyhoo, we come in all different sizes! I have always liked cropped pants, no matter what year or the trend. Those Levi samples you shared quite frankly I’d rather die than wear—they are hideous. I am suuuper specific about the pants I…

I’m short too and I LOVE cropped trousers of any kind. Skinny, slouchy, drop crotch, high waisted etc. That being said mid-calf is a terrible crop length. If they aren’t already cropped to about 2 inches above my ankle bones I do it myself. I find it super flattering (Thin ankles! Thin ankles! as Edie Monsoon would…

Jezebel gonna Jezebel.

It’s just so dumb. This personal reference that Tina Fey made in her own fucking memoir made ME feel sad about MYSELF for reasons ergo Tina Fey sucks.

God forbid Fey should write a memoir about herself and not consider Emily Alford’s personal specific feelings!

I don’t care if she dresses sexy or not, baggy or not I just wish the fashion were better. It’s like they knew that revealing her body at all was going to be the big news and didn’t try very hard. It’s very pulpy 40's magazine pin up, which is fine and she inarguably is beautiful it’s just not that cool or new and I…

Wow I’ve thought this whole time that Liz was the lesbian! This makes much more sense.

Right? Like Katz is our only option. I want to list out so many great places but I also don’t want stupid tourists to overrun them but I also want them to get the business. Oy vey the choices.

As if Katz’s is the only place in NYC to serve pastrami! Eisenberg’s dear, and don’t stop at the pastrami—they make a mean chicken salad, roast beef, lime ricky....wait are they still open?

The best baconeggandcheesesandwhiches in NYC are at REDACTED.

Well I was 14 at the time. Also we’re talking about a movie from 30 years ago I never saw. Also she’s still smoking fucking hot and well over 17 so let’s just chill.

I never saw Kuffs! But I will allow it because Mila is smokin fuckin hot.

I’m a straight fem and that aesthetic is heart stopping ;-)

I’ll see your Pump Up the Volume and raise you a Gleaming the Cube.