But if they accept objective reality, then that means accepting that they’re propping up a nascent fascist dictatorship and are horrible human beings. And they know they’re good people, the salt of the earth, true American patriots. So reality must be wrong. It’s the only way to preserve their sense of self!

That is not the Breitbartian way. Everything you think and believe must be true. It’s only that kind of fanaticism that can sustain their desired fascism.

Same people who believe Christian Mythology is real. So is this shocking? 

NOTE: If you don’t care, say you don’t care. WAY easier and more defensible than denying objective reality that can be backed up by virtue of being OBJECTIVE FUCKING REALITY YOU GODDAMNED FUCKHEADS.

You know, I am beginning to suspect Republicans are largely incurious, willfully ignorant, borderline illiterate morons.

What do you do when tens of millions of Americans are insanely delusional, blindingly angry, and stoked to commit political violence? We’re about to find out.

In their defense, every fucking thing he says is a lie, so who would believe Donald Trump’s version of events?

More proof that 60% of Republicans literally can’t process what is true and what’s not. Those people are a legit danger to our society. 

Cognitive dissonance doesn’t even come close to describing what’s happening to these cultists.

“Trump has said he talked about Biden on the call. The memo, released by his administration, says so too. There’s no excuse!”

“They want to have illegal aliens come across this border and kill Americans...”

Given the average American’s understanding of basic Civics concepts—or their understanding of the founding documents they swathe themselves in (having had to memorize the Preamble in eighth grade doesn’t count as having read the entirety of the founding documents, folks)—it follows that Trump’s using the “if the…

Guys, can you BELIEVE that this politician likes [POPULAR THING]? What a fucking putz, amirite?!?

It’s Taco Tuesday, everybody.

Indeed, the connection between the President, the attorney general, and the president’s personal lawyer is just too confusing to figure out. I can’t wait until Trump’s idiot children get implicated, and they’re all like “Whoa, wait a minute, now there are TWO guys named Donald Trump involved?  How do you expect the…

If spearing a stationary player that is down on one knee directly in the head with the top of your helmet is not egregious, would anything short of going Last Boy Scout and shooting a player in the middle of a play be egregious?

This man has been turned into a battery-operated Fox News stuffed animal, who blurts out randomized talking points he’s been programmed to say.

That’s the rub. Trump is a moron....an abject failure of a man in life and in business and yes he did get elected but everyone can see that he

Thoughts and prayers go out to the entire White House who will be in jail soon.

With Nixon, the common refrain is that what did him in was the cover up, not the crimes. Maybe Trump is taking the wrong lesson from that and thinking just fessing up to every crime makes it kosher.