Are you suggesting that people who work in service jobs aren’t worthy of your lazy, first-draft sense of humor? Maybe whatever company that pays you to be unfunny on blog comment sections instead of working has opinions on your derision.

We had a discussion at work today about which site’s userbase has the worst comment section. I nominated this site, and brought them to you first for my argument. This site won.

Then stop commenting.

I wish you were capable of being ashamed of yourself.

Your kids think you suck.

It was a joke, you joyless pedant.

Of course you liked Garfield. Jesus christ you suck.