Snapple. I had a summer of working at a convenience store and living on Snapple and Little Debbies. Im surprised Im alive.

I am MADE of DIET SODA. I am pure EVIL>mahahha!1

ITS GOT ELECTROLYTES!

I do NOT agree. I was hit at age 14 because they had no idea my issues were from disability. Yeah, it helped me. No idea that they WERE abusive, including things that I never even had anything to do with,- led to a lifetime a further abuse from boyfriends, co-workers, roommates and a marriage with abuse from ANOTHER…

Tell me about it. I was like, Im not even sure WHY your mad at me- and now your hitting me with a stick?

Anyone who thinks child abuse is a good idea, should meet me. Im terminally weird, in a fucked up way. Bad idea.

" Could have used more vegan options. Im outraged. I'll have you know, Im very important. I sell monogrammed thermos's."

This is not Yelp - THIS IS SPARTA!

I loved bread like that. Thats why Im so skinny. Everything I like is the consistency of dog biscuits.

No YOU guys call them flashlights!!!

Like a scone, but a bit harder.

Its a sort of soggy english muffin. Im surprised Hungry Jack's hasn't made a version on crumpets. Honestly, you and I , OC should rent ourselves out as a focus group food consultation.

Its a many splendored hell I enjoyed as a goth, after late nite clubbing still sauced.

It is, and I don't eat ANY of this stuff. But I LOVE LOVE LOVE to make fun of it, and vicariously enjoy its awfulness. Thanks people, I dearly love you all. ( And I hate everyone.)

There is a certain taint about fake maple syrup that I can instantly scent- a minor amount of molecules per million in a early morning classroom always made me want to heave n' leave, It is perfidious and should be illegal.

I love jalapeños and honey, and even I think that is SOME SICK F_ING STUFF. This combo sounds like bogans on LSD were in the focus group.

I want that last guy, for breakfast.

Maybe its for a IV.

Thanks for not kicking me off here, Pinkham. Jezebel apparently thinks Im the spawn of the devil ( yes, but it's nice when your a devil like me! ). This is the last post that doesn't condemn Black Brit humour.

mmmm...Im straight ( mostly ) and that pic makes me want to throw my arms around her and nuzzle her hair.