IM consumed with lust for that pizza.

I have a male nurse bestie. He's english and feminine and the most masculine man Ive ever met, at in one. Devastating.

Road cyclists + lycra. The only legit area where men can wear something that is tight, lycra and form fitting in public. I never peeved on men before I became a cyclist. Have you seen their bums? Ye gods, literally.

OMFG! MY eyes! Unsee! Unsee!

Im totally open minded, but seriously why not just sub-title the catalogue " Wank-fest for Hipster Guys " and charge for it?

Are they the "looking at pillows" or just the sleeping pillows? We need more information here.

amen.

I will never forgetter having a crush on this guy, when younger ( who had a stunning fuscia mohawk.)

Anyone with half a brain ( and us visual merchandisers in dept stores) knows- you only need to iron the top piece of the sheet that folds over the doona!

Oh wow, I missed that dental phrase. Thats awesome.

I may make a extra ordinary bed, and sleep like a mannequin, but even I admit to usually having bikkie crumbs in there, keeping me company.

Thats how sane people in Australia feel about dryers.( Whats wrong, sun not good enough for you?:D

I thought beds came already made? Does she assemble the headboard, or what? Perhaps dress the bed may be a better turn of phrase?

And what about the handmade linen lace trimstitched by nuns? On 1500 thread count Sateen cotton? Stored in a cedar chest with organic lavender/rosemary/clove herbal bags? Hand-washed and sun dried. With ( god forgive me, Im going to animal rights hell :( - feather pillows, and a entire feather mattress topper ( …

Im not sure I could sleep in a doona cover. Id feel like a burrito.

And wouldn't "smarmy, condescending patronising twit" be more appropriate? Sorry, to anyone who likes her. (She makes me feel like being a crazed, ADHD, OCD slightly mad artist/retail slave is actually a better thing. At least I understand that not everyone loves me and needs advice on how to function like a proper…

TUPPERWARE? YOU HEATHEN. I bet Gwynnie only uses BPA free glassware for HER leftovers. How could you? Im SO shocked.

In fact, its better to let the bed air for several hours. It keeps the mattress dry, preventing mould spores.

If you hang them on a outside line ( Im in Australia- so EVERYONE has a Hill's Hoist- and the suns about 5 KM from the surface here, Strewth )- with proper pegs, and evenly, then they dry unwrinkled.

Skimp on anything else- Ive gone without furniture, tables, dishes, chairs- you name it- but NEVER skimp on bedding. And its handmaidens- the protectors.