When I was 16 she told me, “Just because they call it a blowjob, doesn’t mean you’re supposed to actually blow on it.” We were at Marie Callendar’s
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It doesn’t track for me that someone would be open about their actual weight, but would lie about their dress size. That’s like being honest about your age, but lying about what month your birthday is.
Didn’t you read what he said? It’s not racist because, something something I don’t know I was just kidding he’s a total dick.
Very graphically, here is why I’m like, “nah”:
As my (verrrrry classy) mother used to say, “He looks like a dime-store vinegar douche.”
Even if they’re giving it away, I don’t want it. It sounds/looks like the most miserable lemonade stand in the history of life.
I don’t understand why the two things would be mutually exclusive. I mean, a cake can be both attractive and delicious, right? (That’s hypothetical. I know they can.)
I really do not get this. Pearl was so.... bland. For most of the season, I literally could not tell the difference between Pearl and Miss Fame.
Mark, I don’t know what is wrong with you. I, as a gay, tend to go in to bathrooms, leer at the dudes and say something subtle like, “SHOW ME YOUR DICK, PRINCESS!”
Did you actually read the whole thing?
One time I hooked up with a dude, (totally hot, hairy back, beefy, excellent at the oral pleasures,) and we went out to breakfast the next morning. He ordered his bagel “scooped out” and complained because the ketchup was in a Heinz bottle, but he could tell that it was generic.
This sounds like the worst porno ever.
I was kind of getting a Janice Dickinson vibe.
I’d totally bang Groundskeeper Willie.
I saw one in an Applebees commercial, so there’s that.
YES
I was hoping for a weenie.
A) Because everyone knows that ladies do not enjoy to do sex. If they did, they would not be always saying things like, “Hey, stop doing sex to me.”
I use the word “trousers” because I think it’s a good word. I do not use the word “slacks” because I think it is not a good word.
This is the face of a bear that is trying so hard not to cry right now.