and after the oysters are consumed, the real shucking off commences

Pictured: Kevin Durant and Kyrie Irving agreeing to sign with the Nets.

Gita my player username is actually MrsP123 if you want to correct that in the article :) the other username you listed is my Reddit name. Which is fine but I post my builds as MrsP123. Thanks so much for the article!

And football in the groin has a football in the groin

I think they’re mainly hoping that, by sharing something cool with the world, that they’ll be criticized by strangers on the Internet for doing it wrong.

I’m not typically one to cast aspersions on people I don’t know, but if Dan Dakich’s family member is dealing with chronic work-related injuries, has earned $100 million in the last seven years, and has a degree in architectural design from Stanford, then he’s an idiot for continuing to show up every day at the steel…

The Major sport that’s hardest on your body, is far and away the worst for your brain (and long term risks), but pays far and away the least and guarantees nothing in contracts (and has a history of fucking over it’s retirees) is having a problem with players walking away from the game.

Also, he plays for a team with a demented goober billionaire owner on more narcotics than an entire bus of Merry Pranksters who spent years staffing an offensive line of folding chairs while Luck earned a medical degree by observing his shoulder reconstruction. Destroying your body for those fans? How many years can…

Donkey Kong Country 2. Everything is just more polished. The difficulty curve is pitch perfect, there’s no unexpected swings, except in the case of the Lost World, which is bonus levels so that’s fair. And speaking of the Lost World, giving bonus rooms a purpose now is a plus too. Its also longer than DKC1. And of…

I support Kenny; I support the player protests. Quite honestly, they’re bringing attention to my story. So, let’s talk about that. I’m the son of immigrants, I’m black, I grew up poor.

everybody is putting on a happy face as they travel to Winnipeg

Ahhh, the old “I don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about so I’ll refer to some bullshit I read one time and never researched” argument, the one used to justify an attempt at a jab at a property greater than anything the OP has ever (or will ever) accomplish.

I hate to align myself even slightly with the Old Men Yelling At Clouds, but I also do not find the Three True Outcome Era to be a particularly enthralling version of the game.

I love watching this disaster but also hate anything that makes a Steelers fan happy. I’m genuinely conflicted here. 

Dwight’s greatest contribution as a Laker might have been this gif:

Chris, you may want to change the picture to the article. It's clearly a picture of Markelle Fultz.

It could be worse. Kendall could’ve also made them switch to Kinja.

Two things:

I’ll just leave this here....

I like the show and enjoy reading about it. (scratches ass)