I am a visibly washed-up wreck of a 38-year-old, just an absolute pile of nonthreatening shit wearing shapeless—but breathable!—linen shorts that would be embarrassing if I had any dignity to put at risk. My shirt does not literally have the words “Father Of Two” stamped on it, but that’s only because it would be…

The best part for Steelers haters is that the team stayed on the field to watch the end of the CLE-BAL game on the final Sunday of the regular season, hoping for a Browns win so PIT could make the playoffs. The Browns naturally lost. I can’t think of a better ending for these shiteaters than to be reduced rooting for…

I swear, every article about this game is more depressing than the last.

Today I Learned: People are apparently still salty about this. Especially people who never bought the game in the first place, they’re just mad that Sean Murray...exists? There are so many injustices in the world to crusade against. Personally, a video game that under delivered is pretty low on my list.

It’s hilarious to me that there are people still holding on to that righteous anger three years later. That shit was done with three whole years ago and the game’s been vastly improved multiple times since. Yeah, they overpromised, which was dumb. But maybe move on? The venn diagram of people actually playing and the…

Speaking as someone who actually bought the game on release and was massively disappointed by it...

There’s no reason for anyone to have more than two guitars: an acoustic and an electric.

Really, you’re going to jump on the director of “Do The Right Thing” for not being woke enough? Fuck right off.

I am not going to pretend to know what Simmons will do, but it actually wouldn’t surprise me if he opposed it in some form. He does seem to treat his writers well, but that is often used as an excuse against a union...these writers don’t need a union, which would turn a good working relationship between management and…

The 2015 Vikings were okay but no, Walsh’s blown kick in the Wild Card round did not keep them away from a “very likely Super Bowl win”

I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess the Vikings don’t have particularly fond feelings for Blair Walsh.

Kaare Vedvik? Daniel Carlson? The Vikings know they don’t have to pick actual vikings, right?

Five years...? Ok.

Yeah this is pretty spot on. Before Trump most people didn’t care enough to hate them the way we all do now. The NFL gladly signed on to be the propaganda arm for the GWOT fiasco under both Bush and Obama and nobody gave a shit about that. We only started feeling like pre-game F-18 flyovers were fascistic once Trump…

And it’s coming. That is why 45 is asking the Fed to help him out with slashing the interest rate because the slowdown has already started. It’s just not being reported. 

Trump will just blame the Federal Reserve Board. Or the Democrats. Or a “bad deal” left over from Obama or Clinton. Or Mexico.

Blame Obama, of course.

It’ll be the poors fault for not spending money. Everything always comes back to the old adage that if you’re wealthy, you’re brilliant, good, moral, and just super sexy, but if you’re poor, you’re a criminal, lazy, stealing other peoples’ jobs, etc.

He’ll hide behind a wall made of money. An all the distressed homes of middle class folk who lose their jobs. And he’ll turn around and turn them into rentals so America can fully transform into a country of landlords and renters.