Hot like a rapidly warming earth!

that narc would be perfect for this 

“When you’re a ball they let you do it.”

I only clap for the troops

Oh wow, two 5 syllable words in one sentence! The mayor of Green Bay has signed on!!

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Smart move on his part. Clearly lays the grounds for an insanity plea later on.

Its got what plants crave!

Yep. And also vodka

Imagine if it was as simple as the end time being sent over at 00:30, and the NJT assumed a typo, not realizing it was sent in 24hr format?

This Jonah guy sounds like a whale of an asshole.

Are you people blind??

“I see no changes, wake up in the morning and I ask myself...is life worth living, should I email blast myself?

By refusing to impeach Trump, Pelosi has essentially absolved him of guilt related to the Mueller inquiries. For the multitudes of people who barely pay attention to politics (but do vote), if even the Democrats don’t think he did anything illegal / impeachable, then he *must* be innocent. She’s given him far more…

The way Trump’s approval polling is getting reported, you’d think he’s over 50%. He’s still well under. Talk about setting a low bar.

“Guy who builds roster mad about roster construction”...?

Honey, all you DO is whine. You offer nothing but whine. You should carry around a tray of cheese and fruit with you at all times. If I cracked your head open with a bottle opener (fingers crossed!), I’d be able to tell what year you were born just by sniffing your brain.

I kind of wish there was absolutely no way to make money with the internet. Because that’s really what’s ruined it. That’s what’s stripped any kind of journalistic integrity it might’ve had as a communicative tool - the ability to suck every last dollar out of whatever bullshit you throw online and call content.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal…