Needs more Ciel. Caddy makes concepts that look like liquid sex, but all of their production cars are playschool Audi.

I’ll deal with these unattractive photos for that wag... it’s so hot.

Hiyooo!

Volvo is making head-turningly attractive cars these days.

I’m stealing this. Every time an expensive, fun to drive car comes out that I want, I’m going to repeat it.

This should be called the Hissy Fit

People better buy this car so that I can buy it in 10 years with no down payment and a Ford Fiesta with a below-average KBB trade-in value. If they don’t, Polestar is going to fail and then I’ll never get one.

If somebody keeps promising you something and keeps being wrong, at what point do you start actually thinking “Hey, maybe, just maybe, this next promise might be wrong too?”

My 3/4-ton 6.0 Suburban averages around 12.5 mpg. Bad? Yes. However, I use it for family vacations to tow a travel trailer, I use it to tow old non-running project cars around on my car trailer, and I can use it to haul 8 people and their luggage in supreme comfort.

they are indeed. the V8 in the GX isn’t much better...I know.

This is exactly what I wanted to replace my bronco with. Just enough stuff in the front to make it DD-able (read power windows) in a 2 door, rugged, diesel, manual, short wheel base, body on frame SUV. This is what the new bronco should be and wont be.

It’ll likely be in the range of $35,000. Here’s a crazy thing: I can buy a stripped down VDJ200 with the V8 turbo diesel for only $47,000 FOB UAE.

And don’t forget the Multipass upgrade...

With a frying pan, preferably. This way I get an entertaining SPANG sound as I lose consciousness.

Gas is too expensive and the dosage varies for people’s BMI. So how about a nice, swift, economical and safe thwack to the base of the skull with a medically approved blackjack.

Give me the Japanese Capsule Hotel berths from the 5th element and I’d be done with seats. I’d even throw in $10 for the knockout gas.

Not to mention the short wheelbase version, which is really the SUV of your dreams

Also has a 6-speed (4Runner is auto only, and 5-speed at that!) and probably gets decent mileage with the diesel. The 4Runner somehow manages to get negative MPGs. It literally (figuratively) keeps chugging gasoline even when parked with the engine off. These things upset me because I want a 4Runner but I don’t want a…

These cost less and are slightly smaller. This is what the 4Runner WAS.