In that question, I didn’t say you have to force your white kids to only be the white princesses. I said the word “asshole.” Are you brand new to Jezebel or the internet? I’m asking for real because that seems incredibly tone policing on top of the massive extrapolating that’s going on.

Yes, it’s adorable, and I’m not saying don’t do it. I’m saying that we still live in a world where every little black kid gets asked if they are dressed up as “black Wonder Woman” or “black Batman” but white Tiana isn’t going to raise eyebrows, and maybe that’s a conversation we can have with our children.

Um, I asked a question. You seem to either be a huge asshole looking for a fight, or you’re responding to the wrong person.

When did I say any of that?

“That’s not correct. You don’t want to discourage white children from dressing up as Tiana or Jasmine. Because it’s good for white kids to look up to people of different races.”

Like, ...no? Who the fuck does this? I think I saw my dad naked once, and that was on accident. Is my family weird? Is it normal for fathers and sons to shower together? Is this why I’m gay?

I don’t think that now is the time to play with a good thing. I mean, you and I both know that women are soooooo hard to write, unless they are Eating, Praying, or Loving. Now we have to write a believable character with a rapey background, and a love triangle, all while talking about how she’s Not Like Other Girls,…

I mean, I can’t think of ANY men who’ve been so damaged in reputation or material wealth that they weren’t allowed back after a period of laying low, so ... o_O

When did poppers become a club drug and not a “blow bang at The Cock” drug?

Her? I mean, I get that people obviously want this, but...who are they? I can imagine E! would have about as much outreach as doing a show about me eating salad and yelling at the vendors who call my office. Is Kristen Cavallari the new Courtney Peldon?

This seems like a lot of boring ass straight people.

I thought just staring this could bring it out of the greys, but I guess not. Anyway, preach on. Also, I can’t believe how many people are doing the “People voted for Obama and then voted for Trump, so maybe she’s a bad candidate!!” and I’m like “Did you SEE Get Out? THAT’S IN THE MOVIE FOR A REASON!!!”

I also heard she controls the weather and wrote the screenplay to Glitter.

Yeah, but Hillary ran such a shitty campaign that everyone in Wisconsin had to vote for him, amiright?

What’s.. funny? is that for a LONG time, I was also hearing Pennsylvania thrown into that mix, until enough people pointed out the times she did campaign there, and now, there are more caveats to the “Clinton didn’t campaign in the Midwest.” Also, the idea that we can’t apply the same standard to Sanders’ primary…

If you are having the EXACT same talking points that every Facebook argument and comments section had throughout 2016, what makes you think I would be interested in answering any of the asked or implied questions you have?

I’d also like to bring up that both Dukakis and Gore lost at a time when we didn’t have the same type of 24 hour multi channel news coverage nor did we have the well established social media presence monitoring every single thing every person on note does.

Yeah, that’s what I don’t get about this whole idea about the Midwest. If you can’t decide between a guy endorsed by the KKK and Hillary Clinton without her coming to wipe your ass for you, then maybe it’s not about jobs or economic security and she was fucked either way.

Also, we can just look at the way this op-ed was written. It’s full of asides to remind you how shitty or greedy she is, and then at the very end, begrudgingly admits that her being upset is maybe sorta somewhat valid.

I dunno. She tried to go into the woods and disappear and everyone was bitching about how she wasn’t doing anything to help keep Trump in check. Usually comparing her (a private citizen) to Sanders (a working congress critter).