Bernie did.

Wheni was applying to colleges, and was looking at Cal Poly San Luis Obispo, she made she that was the one I wanted to apply to because “Pomona is the armpit of America.”

How fucking hard is it to just go “I fucked up. I’m sorry. I promise to do better.” Why does everyone have to either apologise while showing how they didn’t fuck up or act like they are Saint fucking Ghandi except for one minor mistake? (It’s been a shitty day)

Omg. I had a similar problem. Small prestigious private high school and colleges only wanted the top percentage, and I was barely in the top half with a B+ (also, we had a seven point scale, so an 85 was a C, but this wasn’t somehow factored in. I got a lot of low 90s scores on tests and that brought my GPa down.

I still haven’t seen any iteration of The Incredibly True Story of Two White Dudes in Love since that one fucking Mormon movie, but, isn’t one of the characters supposed to be underage?

Then why the hell are lobster rolls so damn expensive for so little when I visit relatives in CT?

I miss Bennigan’s and their evil ass, you really shouldn’t eat it, Monte Cristo sandwich.

Any of the chains on NYC are gonna suck and be overpriced. I recently had a craving for Olive Garden and went to the one in Harlem and it was nice, but a meal for one (entree, drink, and I did dessert) was $30-40 (but the food wasn’t sub par. Well, for an OG, so I have no idea what that means). When I visit my folks…

“Clinton got a bj from a 5, maybe a 6. Trump got to fuck a porn star!”

Lie detectors only mean you know how take lie lie detector tests, asswipe. (Simmons, not you)

My Libertarian Friend© is ranting about how Liberals are upset with Donald but thought that Clinton’s private life shouldn’t have been a subject of discussion.

Prostitution? Yes.

Anyone who’s pulling the “why can’t we all just get along” song and dance, especially when coupled with “I’m going to not change what I’m doing but am going to couch it as helping the other person/entity ‘learn’” is a piece of shit and needs to be avoided.

I got really excited until I saw it was another fucking Phillipa Gregory adaptation

Agreed. Even Arrested Development MC wasn’t the right type of guy.

The reasons why I hate Scott Pilgrim in the comics are different from why I want to punch Michael Cera’s face, over and over again.

American Dreamz is a VERY different movie, fyi.

I can’t wait for technology to get advanced enough for us to replace Michael Cera in that movie and fix it.

I think one could possibly make a point of how both Scott and Ramona are both so terrible that they end up removing themselves out of reality, much to the betterment of all the people in their lives.