Anything to break the goddamn parking lot lobby that prevents the Metro from actually going ALL THE WAY to Staples instead of leaving you outside of Murder Alley!

Winter Olympics don’t count!

Seriously. Those folks in Tokyo are gonna make a killing on their AirBnbs for a couple months.

We did host the first profitable Olympics here.

I think I’d feel better about this whole thing if Cormier had the title first. Like he was the champ, and Jones had to go through him to get to the top, and then Cormier lost twice... It’s not such a harsh outcome.

Maybe Jon just says, “I’m high on cocaine. We’ll just fight an exhibition at whatever weight he’s at.”

I think the most disgusting part of the promo tweet is “Guaranteed Rate Field”.

Can I just get a quick straw poll here?

Erasmo is one of the greatest evil villain names of all-time.

You know who else takes shit way too seriously?

I’m very disappointed that Pudge didn’t say, “Pretty sneaky, sis.” when you got him, Hannah.

I was talking to a friend of mine from overseas, and she mentioned that her best friend was moving here. I told her that was awesome.

His business is gonna be so big, he’s in the 8th tax quintile.

I was going to star this until you had that parenthetical...

Me, literally every time something about how previous female-led action movies gets have been lacking:

Past her? Nah, I just plowed into her!

Girls. Faith. Everything. Full GFE. That’s what Hugh is all about.

Still no can dunk.

If the water’s getting warm, then he might as well swim, I say.

Everyone knows they’re not sending their best sharks over here.