I think the only real issue is the “700th” part. It’s probably more like 200th, and I’m talking peak Serena. Now, he’s probably right, she’s like 700th.

*snappy comeback not found*

He’s a thug. You gotta wonder where his dad was when he was younger so he wouldn’t have learned this thuggish behavior.

Josh Jackson is my 2nd favorite lottery pick. Nothing’s more baller than flying execs out and then making ‘em fly back.

The “parties are great” part was true.

I didn’t see him land a single shot in play.

I would just start making shit up. Then I’d say, “That’s what I heard, and since we can’t record, that’s all I have to go on, asshole.”

He should have done a wicked bunt flip.

This is the second time he’s lost a no-hitter/perfecto on a bunt, and the second time he’s gotten sand in his vag over it. In fact, it was in 2011, and he was still fucking salty about it.

That is some cute, methodical ASS-WHUPPING.

They must have been on that shuttle that was going 12 times the speed of light when it crashed.

Why your car’s temperature is so inaccurate:

And then what? He taps out to punches? If he was gonna fade, he’d just stop doing stuff, but it’s not like he completely wouldn’t defend himself, and Floyd’s not gonna chase his ass, anyway. Going in search of a KO is how he’d get hit. Floyd would just sit there and laugh.

Do you buy a set of 4 pneus? Also, can people sell used pneus? Do stores have to differentiate between the new pneus and the old pneus?

I hear he always pnoies up for the bar tabs at work events, though.

It’s a pipe dream, I know. But, ideally, that’s the level of consideration that would be put into dropping a sports team into a region. Just look at how bad shit gets near the Stubhub Center. That place hosts 10,000 people on a GOOD day, and it’s still a clusterfuck.

Looks like a lot of people are playing the betting lines for the MacGregor win, because now I’m seeing MacGregor at like +400 to +450.

So he’s a real workhorst? Is that what you’re trying to say? IS IT!?

No, I mean, make a whole new freeway. Basically a freeway artery that connects the stadium area and the surrounding couple of cities to larger freeways.

I like this, provided that there’s some new freeway that’s included for all of this. Run for 5 miles, connects to the 5 and the 405 in spots that don’t suck.