Of all teams, Penn State should know that shit only stays buried for so long.

I HAD THE SAME REACTION! I’d love it if Chuck dove headlong into absurd major league (any sport really) ero-fanfiction featuring real life players. I’d gladly pay for a short story involving our protagonist being ravaged by roided up ex-MLB players. I can only imagine his depiction of being split in two while being…

Yeah jeetz

Now he can get back to playing cones of dunshire

He set the track record while driving under the influence? That’s some Dock Ellis shit right there.

Spock

My apologies the mention of Labor Day upsets you so much. Please accept this gif of Rick Santorum making a wanking motion as an olive branch. I’m sure it’s more your speed.

How interesting that the team who tried to unionize beats the team from a school named after a racist robber baron on Labor Day weekend.

Fucking highlight truthers.

I’ve always had a fantasy where they bring out the family and kids, and when they say turn around or Let’s welcome home Corporal Marine Todd, the family turns around overjoyed and then they wheel out a casket with the flag draped over it.

This image deserves a fucking Pulitzer.

Gosh, with this happening so close to the start of the season, how will they recover in time to finish in the top 13 of the Big 10?

...2015 playing in Iraq.

NFL: you abused the sacred ball and we will flatten you with our justice hammer

Now that was a controlled demolition.

Tough but fair.

Gotta watch those curbs, man.

“It’s the fucking Redskins. No one will blame you if you unload with both barrels.”: A History of United States Territorial Expansion Policy

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