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Vox's election coverage is getting almost too conceptual to follow, but I love it.

I GET ANGRY AS SOON AS THINKING THIS, YES, OUR LOVE MUST BECOME STRENGTH

Macy Gray is still doing things?

*drops out of class when they get to the Drawing Feet section*

Indeed, for it is an ageless cosmic truth.

Psh, watching things with me makes everything better. If you watched Pac Man alone, you would be dead!

I didn't see all of them to avoid spoilers, but I didn't see Peridot. Hopefully she's moved onto obsessively watching the second episode of Camp Pining Hearts.

Does she sing about having to use the bathroom?

She's so broken insiiide!

I'm sad Christie missed the chance to passive-aggressively endorse Rubio by saying: "Let's dispel once and for all with the fiction that Marco Rubio doesn't know what he is doing; he knows exactly what he is doing."

In other farcical election news, I am deeply saddened Tokyo Sexwale dropped out of the race for president of FIFA.

There was Leech Life, but that was also terribly weak.

Dustin Hoffman has a film career for a reason!

* "The Sound of Silence" plays *

And he already sent Rubio on a Trail of Tears.

A Christie-Graham ticket would at least be quotable and full of seething rage.

To be fair, who wouldn't want a long nap after a nice fruit salad?

Just another great example of Trump's tried and true populism.