You mean the 1968 Heisman Trophy ceremony? Leroy Keyes was robbed!!!

How was the farting boner corpse?

I'm just playing a perfectly normal pokemon game.

More like The F World, amirite?

This is a bad idea, but she will gain my respect if she does "The Laughing Gnome."

Muslims unless they are sinful will no longer die from poisoned wine.

"She's so broken insiiiiide!"

Can I sing to you a love letter my 16 year-old self wrote to White Josh?

- Bernie Sanders, Crazy Ex-Caucus

Sixteen year-old Rebecca's letter to Josh was just brilliant. Referencing Tristan and Isolde and rhyming frolic with hyperbolic makes for a true work of art.

Frankly, I ship White Josh with everyone, even myself. Especially myself.

Yes! I also have some almonds on me at all times.

Structurally this was one of the best episodes of the series. Rebecca's, Greg's Darryl's and Josh's plots all mirrored and echoed each other while weaving into one great cohesive episode. The best example was the various pecks on the cheek from Josh to Rebecca, White Josh to Darryl and Josh to Valencia. A great way to…

"Like Kayla you, for instance, have a real air of gravitas."

Don't worry I will always support hating the Yankees and lolMarlins.

You didn't feel the Bern…ie Williams?

What is your stance on giant women?

Zeno's Paradox feels the Bern!

Looks like his campaign had no O'Mentum.

Yes he can! We've already seen him handle Darryl.