Quite the indictment from Dr. Dick Lasers

Bold statement from Howard the Duck.

might have something to do with the Chicago branch of The Hand...

when reached for comment, Borring’s estranged wife said, “Keller does things my ex wouldn’t, like eat my ass and let the kids watch.”

There is absolutely nothing appealing about this whatsoever.

...well, now I know what Tarzan would look like if it took place in the DC Cinematic Universe.

Chizu Shimizu Buckalew is an extremely strong 15 seed.

I agree, he’s probably a full blown fascist at this point. I regret the error.

Focus group:

And they only figured that out the week before release?

Not enough violence/comic book tie-ins and franchise potential?

Disclaimer: SKORCHING TAKE AHEAD

Ah, my apologies, small correction: I haven't actually done my homework but I spoke with the dog, who confirmed he was probably going to eat it.

Yah, and the dog just ate my homework.

That’s sort of the point. The coaches seem to think felonious assault and rape are “gay” acts.

If this is what they call no gay Thursday, I’d hate to be around for no sexual assault Wednesday.

The 17-year-olds were later questioned by police and Atlanta Falcons personnel.

Bruce Wayne “Yeah, it’s a Banksy original. I paid $10 Million for it.”

You can extrapolate that if Batman kept his suit like that, it’s a reminder. He’s displayed the suit of a fallen ally, fallen friend in the center of the Batcave. It’s right there for a reason, and part of it is to fuel him to continue to do what he does.

AND STOP IT WITH THIS FICTION THAT HE WAS CONSISTENT. Pick ANY ruling from him, and I can find another that is at odds with it.