Nia Long went straight up Russell Wilson on this shit.

Even his gimmick account is lazy.

No bullshit, I spit out my cocoa reading that.

Two action franchises with super masculine leads that deal heavily with terrorism? Same shit. A pitch typically contrasts two distinct brands that paint a picture of the concept. Like how Inception was pitched as James Bond meets The Matrix.

24 meets Die Hard is a terrible pitch. There's no contrast. They're the same shit.

The Hobbits, The Starks, Orlando Bloom and the pirates, I think there's some orcs involved, and maybe a man?

Well, certainly.

She's got a great personality.

I don't know what's Tso wrong with them.

WHY DID YOU STOP?! KEEP GOING!

Let's just say I wouldn't kick her out of the X-Wing.

Late Night with John Mulaney should be a thing that exists.

Agreed, if only just to revisit the awesomeness of Seasons 4 and 5.

The thing I don't get is: it's not even a great teaser trailer. Like, it's perfectly fine and all. But there's nothing truly interesting or unique about it. It's just a solid trailer, nothing more. But people went batshit over it because, apparently, Star Wars is the pinnacle of human existence.

In a weird way, I guess this sort of validates Donald Glover's music career.

Well, yeah, there have been some shitty nominees before. But I'm looking at this list and even compared to the last year or two, this is an unspeakably awful group of songs. These are the best records of the year?

That has to be the worst set of nominees for Record of the Year ever, right?

Roy serves absolutely no purpose whatsoever. None. Any function he serves as a character is already being served by other characters. It's incredible.

Yup, because we need this.

Your move, Snyder…